OK so with all due deference to him and his telling of the tale...It involves husband and wife the following morning, languishing in the marital bed and contemplating breakfast in bed.
Hubby orders double sausage, bacon, egg, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pud (if that's your thing) and a fried slice.
And for madame?
Just a few salad leaves and a couple of raw carrots please.
Sir, we do supply a range of vegetarian and vegan breakfast options
No it's not that - I just want to see if she eats like a rabbit as well.
*pause for giggles and kickings under the table*
Fiver says that by the time I've actually written this out, Archie's posted it already.
(Hubby orders double sausage, bacon, egg, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pud (if that's your thing) and a fried slice.
And for madame?
Just a few salad leaves and a couple of raw carrots please.
Sir, we do supply a range of vegetarian and vegan breakfast options
No it's not that - I just want to see if she eats like a rabbit as well.
*pause for giggles and kickings under the table*
Fiver says that by the time I've actually written this out, Archie's posted it already.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22,
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*hands fiver*
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:22,
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Yeah, you're righthe told it better :P
Cheers sir
(Cheers sir
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:24,
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