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[challenge entry] Apologies for slight lack of mockery of politicians

But this is what's really wrong with the politics in the UK at the minute IMO, maybe they should go for this angle. We've got ten a penny people 'mocking politicians' and their decisions, but they're all far too 'cool' to go vote and change anything.

/rant ends here

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I was gonna go with this angle,
but I got bored half way through....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# So all you got was a straight line...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Yeah, but then I realised that was an angle of 180 so I killed myself.
It was tragic really.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Then I though, hang on a minute,
it might be an angle of 360 degrees and brought myself back to life. Then I killed myself because regardless, it was an angle. And just to compound my misery I didn't know if the line was x or x/2.

That was tragic to an exponential degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# You're going off on a tangent...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# To put my picky head on for a moment
...most of the apathetic twunts out there can't spell apathetic, it should really say "Bovvered?" or "Give a fuck?" or something to get their attention.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I want to appeal to people who have some brains but are apathetic
Not the enormous amount of shit-for-brains tosspots. If they can't work out what apathy is, they don't deserve to vote.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)