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# Hahaha
Despite comments implying a Mac is unusable, you seem determined to win the thing mate ;)

I got as far earlier in googling 'Parliament' as far as my efforts to the challenge, things may improve when I am not spending all my time staring with an inane smile at two fluffy lion cubs explore their new environment



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# you swine!
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Come down and check them out mate
Without wanting to sound to pessimistic, there only about three hundred of them left in the wild, which I guess means their moment is up in the great time scale of things; whilst these additions to their gene pool has been critical, we are going to need a minor miracle to reintroduce them back into anything remotely resembling their former habitat, which is simply going to come into conflict with humans. So twilight's peak for this species :(





(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# This sadfaces me greatly as it proves my life motto.
People are cunts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Tell me...
How do I steal your job?
steal +get something similar to
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I assume it's harder than turning up at a zoo with your own wellies and shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Well, I say assume. The first four attempts weren't taken so well.
The Safari park nearby has an injunction out against me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Apparently breaking in and trying to make the marmosets perform a stage adapation of Oliver Twist DOESN'T count as using my initative..
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# When I witter on like this it's mainly due to my embarrassment of not having my question answered and trying to cover it up using a thin veil of crap humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Rightyho, I'll just crawl off, curl into a ball and cry myself to sleep again.
Rightyho, I'll just crawl off, curl into a ball and cry myself to sleep again.
Oh an answer, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# The current head of the Bird section used to jump the fence into the zoo aged fifteen every weekend
because he loved the place so much. So when he later applied for a job, this was naturally noted; and he now, decades on, now runs a complete section

and when you speak with Mick regarding avians, the passion and enthusiasm simply is there to behold! No one one really works here for glory, just utter devotion to conservation, certainly not our saleries

It's quite nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Are any qualifications or experience useful?
It's something I might like to get into.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# email me
I need to sleep dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)