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[challenge entry] GIVE ME A LAPTOP YOU CUNTS

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# that makes good cents
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Puns like that, you deserve a good pounding
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# noted
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Ah but you're missing the irony!
English slogan Merkin coins.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# IRONY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)
#
I'll stick with Matt Damon
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Have you ever seen matt damon and Terry Christian in the same room?
the truth must be told
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I did
sadly it was the one day i didn't have my trusty hand grenade with me too!:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Can't see him now and not think of Sarah Silverman.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# The ironing is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# You're doing it all wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Ah the gag I made in the post below.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I get the feeling that we're going to see a lot of variations on this over the next month.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# i believe in chang.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Victor Chang
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# victor charlie charlie sierra foxtrot
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I used UK money
b3ta.com/board/9636039
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)