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[challenge entry] I'm really not sure if this will go down well...

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(mr pinkeye afk, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# TAKE THAT GORDON CLOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# THIS IS SHIT LET'S ALL PANDER TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# let me see those muscles
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# NRRRRRGGGHHH.
SEE?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# FLEX!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# o ur sew gr8
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# TOTALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# i'm the only one here right now with tits
i may pander to you if you show me your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# SHOW ME YOUR TITS ANYWAY AS I AM RESEARCHING A ROLE ON BROADWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# ( . )( . )
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# ( . Y . )
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# (oVo)
owle
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# they only go like that when i'm wearing a bra
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# \ . / \ . /
so many breats, so little time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# those are unhappy gravity breats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
#
\ . /\ . /
    ◡
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# that looks like me
with strangely saggy boobs and my hernia scar :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# PHWOAR.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# :D...
...ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# INCISIVE POLITICAL SATIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# David Cameron's intials
Daft Cunt.

/satire

notttttttttttttttttt
(Glomp Fuck, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Fnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Top bits fine
Though you contradict yourself at the end
(Plog, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# text.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# he shares the same initials
as wayne rooney's favourite pastime, granny bondage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Replace "Conservative"
with "English Democrats" or, "UKIP" and you've got your self a deal.
(Peter_G, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Text on a colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# also:
Am who Gordon Initials to "leadership" "Great" Don't Vote
I noticed Brown's are his for Britain? be Conservative.
the that ironic method a only due of fucking person idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Discomeats is a spacker...
Oh I see you have the magical inability to string a sentence together...

Besides Discomeats being a bit of a fool, and the font not pleasing some peoples eyes...Was the background colour not pleasant?
I just think its a better idea to vote for a party that is good with money. Granted they might be pompus wankers but somehow I think that applys to a vast majority of MP's. Conservative are just the lesser of two evils.
(mr pinkeye afk, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I suggest...
You might want to take a look at the Tory recessions, Black Wednesday and 15% interest rates then shoot your brain.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# OBEY

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# ALL PRAISE TO THE HYPNOCAM
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
#
www.clansoul.com/404/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# go fuck yourself.
(interference, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)