Did I ever tell you about the time I once accidentally gold plated my penis?
Well, when I say gold plated my penis, I actually mean dropped an After Eight mint on the floor without it's wrapper on.
I probably haven't told you it before thinking about it, it's a shit story :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:58,
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I have never goldplated my penis
I have, however, goldplated the penii of several other men.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:03,
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Phwoar!
Now that sounds like a sexy tale....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:06,
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It was during a very honourable fight
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:20,
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GOOOOOOOOOLD...oh that one eesh a keeeeper!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:28,
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