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# Do you know a religious guy named John Paul?


'Keaton always said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.' Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Mediocre.'
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# no but i know a couple of musicians
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Did you know Ruby's in Attica?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I was never in her fucking attic, that restraining order was bullshit!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# DIG, YOU FUCK!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# no point, her bedroom is on the top floor.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money.
And like that he was gone.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# those crazy duchies
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# He's a dangerous man!
Who is Mediocre? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Redsushi tell it, anybody could have worked for Mediocre. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# so, you're saying Mediocre is a poof
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker.
And yes.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# no wonder he's gone
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# He's off gaying up the Netherlands I think/
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
*sends sushi to read the side of a bus*
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *reads side of bus*
Oh, well that's going to convince me to suddenly give up on my religion after 60 years.....

*reads side of another bus*

Ooooh, there is a film called The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 out, that sounds like a wonderfully imaginative and original film.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# i gave the finger to a bus earlier today. cunts.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You're such an angry man :D
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# waited half an hour, in that time there should have been 4 appropriate buses.
then one refused to stop for me. no wonder i try and dodge paying full fare.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Good old public transport eh!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I think it would have need a selfdefeatist action
What with the bus having no selfawareness and no conciousness.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I don't know who these people are
but the second one looks mighty suspicious to me
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# :D
The one in the waistcoat? I reckon he did it....
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# It's the one that's hung like a donkey though

(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# And hangs arounds public toilets....
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
The middle one is the stuff of nightmares
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# You should see him with his little typing hammer....
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# This is just as I imagine him banging away at his keyboard
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)