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# Fucking bastard Indian Princes :(


I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE! FUCK!

Oh hang on, it's ok, I have no hands.

FUCK! I HAVE NO HANDS!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# He can keep it.
It had loads of pieces missing, anyway. And I was bored of playing it.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Ha!
I was clearing out my understairs cupboard the other day and found the old Screwball Scramble timer. I don't know where the rest of it is :( I bet the marble is lost ;)
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# always the marble...
:(
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Fucking cunting marbles.
Also, why does no-one care that I can't feel half my face :(
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I assumed you were being lolwhacky
Really? Have you taken any ketamine within the last few minutes? It could be that.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Yeah,
I had a tooth out earlier. That's prolly why. Wanna see the pictures?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# oh, god.
Only if you've cleaned up the tooth and the affected maxillofacial area - no blood and sputum, please.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# LOL!
he said to keep the dressing on for half an hour, so I kept it on for an hour. Then I went to the shops and bought some beer and chicken dippers!

I AM BETTER THAN YOU AT LIFE!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# mind you clean the chicken
out of your tooth-hole. And there's something I'll probably never type again.

oh, and gargle with salt water.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# aw man, I loved that game...
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It was fucking ace wasn't it Gigglemouse?
Although, looking at it again now, I can't understand how I ever got the marble lost in the maze!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# kids have all the best games
I'd totally trade in my PS3 for all the toys I never had as a kid :(
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# That is exactly why I don't have a modern games console.
I just collect Lego instead :D
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# PS3 is marginally more portable
Actually, that's rubbish when you account for speakers, tv, amp...but as soon as I settle down somewhere I'm totally stealing all my old lego from my siblings.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# :C my mechanical, button pushing, ball baring based puzzle game :C
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I no rite?
Proper Sad face.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Samuel, oh how you've changed :(
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I'm listening to Blue Sabbath Black Cheer for some reason.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I am listening to P!nk.
However, as that incorporates the names of two of my favourite bands of ever, it must be super awesome!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Laugh at the Indian Princes at your peril!
They'll have your Connect Four away before you know it....
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)