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# This sounds like science to me,
and science is never wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Science is always wrong.
It contradicts THE BIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
# you tell him!
there's no maths in the bible

so clearly

maths is not real!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# There is too maths in the bible
for instance 1 kings 7:23-26, where we learn that pi equals 3.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# ^yup.
the number of joyous arguments i have heard from people who claim the bible can't be wrong. fun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)
# It's just down to human transcription errors though
the lost original of the bible contains the exact true value of pi.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Yeah, they just said three so they could cut a few hundred million pages
Paper was pretty valuable back then
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Pi is not 3 you fucking retard.
Pi is Beef and Onion.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:31, archived)
# want pi now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)
# and lo!
it's a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)
# 7:23-26 = 6:57
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# 7:23-26 = WEDNESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Please show your working
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# WRONG!
Jesus had 12 deciples, so you could say his circle of friends was
actually a dodecahedron.
Consider yourself healed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Yes.. Jesus is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# WRONG!
Jesus had an illegitimate child with a prostitute,
so you could say he was actually a Scrub.
Dan Brown told me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
# praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAsise1
the laoard!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)