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# Hahahaha!
I was on youtube yesterday looking at videos of the prehistorical megalodon, when I glanced at the comments

Christ Youtube comments is the preserve of all the most retarded people inhabiting the internet!

Some twat replied 'Fake!' to the Nigel Marvin drama/documentary about the Megalodon, at which point my head descended into my hands in despair
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Haha
YouTube comments are probably one of the most concentrated forms of idiocy there is.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# It's beyond lunacy
It's like a playground of deranged primary school children mindlessly banging away on 'their' mobile phones and posting in unison, with all the gibberish and intelligence of a challenged headcase starved of it's medication for a week

I had a message from some prat informing me 'how could I not expect him to be offended by me calling him an arsehole' when I replied to some inane remark it made concerning megalodons still being around, to which I pointed out they have been extinct for about twelve million years
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You should read the 1 star reviews from amazon....

www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/reviews.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# TOO NAUTICAL FOR ME, MICHAEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# By a mile.
mile Knot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# NAUTICAL MILE YOU DICK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Fuck off you prick.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Haha
"Too nautical for me"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I like the way you think boy
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha ^^
Genuine tears
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# My favourite was on This is Spinal Tap:
"If you're gonna make such an excellent documentary, why make it about about a band that nobody has ever heard of?"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Haha
Yes, slightly grim
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I liked the graduate one too.
Purely for him saying at the end of his review that a simpsons ending reminded him of it.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# He's right about The Smiths though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)