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[challenge entry] One for older viewers

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Ageist!!!
Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha
the job centre is a grim place
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Indeed
i once had to sign on for a couple of months...

Worst two months of my fucking life, what with my previous employer doing a didgy one and not issuing me a P45, not getting any money for eight weeks, DSS 'losing' my housing benefit claim, meaning I had no rent money for three months....

and so on.
I really don't know how these 'pro' dole scum make a living out of it, and are happy to do it.*

*Joe Scaramanaga Enterprises would like to point out that he is aware there are several people without work on the board, and his comments are in way aimed at them. It was meant a s a reference to people who choose not to undertake the 'jobseeking' aspect of 'Jobseekers Allowance' and prefer to live off the state and eat Pot Noodle while watching Jeremy Kyle, which no doubt, they aspire to appear on.
Joe Scaramanaga Enterprises apologises for any offence caused.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Im only on it as I can't find any work over the summer, and Im "technically" unemployed
But I'm going back to uni, so will be off it in about a month of so, so no more visits to that horrible horrible place
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Revolution it is, then!
Good call, Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# that link contains norks, doesn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# no
no it doesnt

if you want find keeleys norks I would imagine its not so tough
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# *shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)