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# this is like when you get a whole pack of felt tip pens wet.
 
WHICH IS DEEPLY UPSETTING, AS I RECALL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# You know what else is deeply upsetting?
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:35, archived)
# Yes, that is indeed deeply upsetting.
I suggest sticks. Lots and lots of sticks, repeatedly, and
welded by the strongest of beaters in the kingdom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:40, archived)
# the jews will do anything to make a buck even if it means cutting off dragon's dicks and selling them to eskimos
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:43, archived)
# why would anyone want to fuck a dragon???
i hate dragons
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Cumtube – your toy comes with a syringe and a tube running through the core of the toy, so you can squirt our cumlube into you while you play.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)
# oh and did we mention its DRAGONCUM???? OH??? BECAUSE IT TOTALLY IS!!!! WE MILKED DRAGON DICKS FROM NORWAY FOR ONLY THE FINEST MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONJIZZ!! I AM NOT KIDDING!!!! DRAGONS, MOTHERFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:48, archived)
# oh, it totally is.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:13, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAAHHA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:17, archived)
# He was fantastic in the mummy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:21, archived)
# WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:22, archived)
# HAHAHA
Where's the pepper grinder?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27, archived)
# HE LOVES HIS GRINDERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
# i for one, like to grind
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:47, archived)
# This is beautiful
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:58, archived)
# well those are just some fancy dildos
 
I was expecting something far more horrific - real dolls for furries, or some such shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:48, archived)
# Ok I went too far down the rabbit hole this time
www.homemade-sex-toys.com/thigh/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:49, archived)
# i don't think those are meant for rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:50, archived)
# red m&m is freaked the fuck out
www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:51, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhhahhhhahh yeah
that is so fucking ropey

I have seen it before, but I didn't notice poor ol' Red
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:54, archived)
# poor red.
Blue doesn't seem too phased about it all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:56, archived)
# blue and yellow are always stoned anyways
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:57, archived)
# hahaha that's clearly the best thing on the entire internet.
*munches pringles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:23, archived)