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From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:16, archived)
# 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry] fuhuhuhuhhuuuhuh laptop joke
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:19, archived)
# THE JOKE IS THE LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:25, archived)
# uhhh you guys mgmt just won this contest by saying that their laptop had a built in pocket pussy
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27, archived)
[challenge entry] fuhuhuhuhhuuuhuh laptop joke
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
# This is funny picture because George does not have tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27, archived)
# LIES
I DON'T BELIEVE UNTIL I SEE IT
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:29, archived)
# you are not seeing the real meaning behind this
think about it: george bush is the father of this country and yet he does not possess a vaginal left wing or west wing or right wing and therefore his ventricles are corrupted like the bush/cheny 2008 campain starring sarah pailin as kentucky fried fuckslut
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Those aren't wings! Those are fist-dildos.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Now that he's got more spare time, maybe he popped into the local Dow Corning outlet and asked for implants?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Man it's really frustrating for the rest of us when you always win the competitions
i mean there's no motivation for anyone else when we know you're just going to come in and take all the prizes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:20, archived)
# I'm sure HappyToast will get frustrated once again.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:24, archived)
# but seriously folks
this contest is pretty unfair seeing as i dont give a fuck about politics or news or. not even in my own country
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:26, archived)
# i hate winning all these contests
i mean what am i going to do with all of my free laptops and t-shirts and pocket pussies and signed bacteria?????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:24, archived)
# snotnose, he's dead now right?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:34, archived)
# he died in a tit accident but then came back thanks to the illuminati
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:39, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:41, archived)
# fucking luminatis, fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:47, archived)
# now let us give thanks
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:43, archived)
# wally gator pardoned a turkey into his pants???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:46, archived)
# The mice did it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:51, archived)
# :o)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)