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[challenge entry] Man meets sausage.

I know it's a thing from last night and so doesn't really deserve a new thread, but there hasn't been a new one in over 10 minutes so I thought why not. Kill me if you wish.

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(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# well, I think we know how this is going to go :D
edit: as I'm firing up imageready :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Oh fuck yes horay :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# bah it's acting oddly
*adds unnecessary 10 minutes editing*

edit2: ovenready is fucking up the gif for some reason

edit3: fuck you image readdy putting things in the animation that aren't there!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# sad times
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
#
 


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# neither of them are particularly satisfied with this arrangement
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# better than what I'm doing
I may as well give up now :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I fully expected us to be doing the same thing.
 
POST AND BE DAMNED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# it hasn't worked
and imageunready has fucked me off

by just making things up and having a mind of it's own

and it looks like poo so meh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Stuffing the sausage !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# not with his micropixelcock, it's barely touching the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Haaa . . . like doin' a sleeve !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# see now this is clearly an improvement, look, he's smiling a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# more of this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# NSFW
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA FUCK AGAIN
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha oh christings
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# hahaha
so that's how they make cheese filled sausages
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Pump it in fresh and let it set.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Hahaha fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# hahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I'll take the sausage in five !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I can't decide if the man is scratching his head or punching in the air
in protest of such an unusually large and sentient sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# he's trying to decide how he's going to have sex with it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Nailed it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# i've already killed you. you're already dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Oh fuck really? :(
Well, shit.
I must have really bad lag, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# It's true, I disagreed with your murder and now post on your behalf
You've got nothing to do with any of this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# how DARE you


Just kidding :D Hello Happy GJM sausage, and itchyhead man!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I'm sorry, I tried my best :(
Isn't that what counts?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# GJP!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# :D
TYBA :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# these are mating signs
let mating commence
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)