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From the Sausages! challenge. See all 414 entries (closed)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:16,
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yay gewgel searchOh breakfast and dinner, and supper and tea
Oh sausage, oh sausage, it's just you for me
When I pierce your skin all your juices spill out
You pop and you bang, while I just say nowt
Oh sausage, my sausage, I just can't get enough
Of your succulent taste, and your innermost stuff
"What's for my breakfast?" my love said to me
"Stupid ol' bangers, and then more for my tea?"
"Sweet one, oh dear sweet one" I craftily croon
My little brown bundles made tougher men swoon
Then without warning, my dog she joins in
Paws on the hob, with her head on her chin
She howls and she sings, she sniffs at the air
The meal I am cooking is her kind of fare
"Ooh, woof double wow, it's sausage for me
Bet I'll have his ration, oh yip, yip, yippee
My dear one is angry, he can't take the pace
His temper is fuming, there's a flush to his face
"I can't take it, I hate them, Sausages, sausages,
Especially yours, cos they're b****y atrocitiesI
(Oh sausage, oh sausage, it's just you for me
When I pierce your skin all your juices spill out
You pop and you bang, while I just say nowt
Oh sausage, my sausage, I just can't get enough
Of your succulent taste, and your innermost stuff
"What's for my breakfast?" my love said to me
"Stupid ol' bangers, and then more for my tea?"
"Sweet one, oh dear sweet one" I craftily croon
My little brown bundles made tougher men swoon
Then without warning, my dog she joins in
Paws on the hob, with her head on her chin
She howls and she sings, she sniffs at the air
The meal I am cooking is her kind of fare
"Ooh, woof double wow, it's sausage for me
Bet I'll have his ration, oh yip, yip, yippee
My dear one is angry, he can't take the pace
His temper is fuming, there's a flush to his face
"I can't take it, I hate them, Sausages, sausages,
Especially yours, cos they're b****y atrocitiesI
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:19,
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Yo 'clef can I rap dis?
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:39,
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He can't get enough.This must be the best compo in a long time
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:22,
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It's almost as good asmonkeys vs penguins!
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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:31,
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Must be the editor for this place . . .(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:41,
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The morcelas looks like a dog turd
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:44,
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It does make ya wonder what they put in some of this stuff ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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omg-that abruzzo looks like it's been hammered...ace site for sausage freaks:D
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:55,
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Sausage freaks . . . sonds like a reverse oxymoron . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:02,
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taking care of frail and needy sausages since...:D Elvis impersonator,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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Hahaha!...also why the fuck am i up at this time!!! It's been tomorrow for two hours!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:18,
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