I was there when redsushi broke his penis. He'd had half a pint of bitterand got a boner. On his way to the bathroom to have a toss he tripped and snapped his nob in half. There was blood everywhere and he needed a pin inserted in it.
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Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:46,
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Pfft
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:46,
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Nah, the pin was purely for pleasure purposes.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:51,
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Ooo ErrSome say he is a walking accident and that he has a robotic hand... All we know is, he's called sushi.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:53,
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