I was there when redsushi broke his penis. He'd had half a pint of bitter
and got a boner. On his way to the bathroom to have a toss he tripped and snapped his nob in half. There was blood everywhere and he needed a pin inserted in it.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:46,
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Pfft
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:46,
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Some say he is a walking accident and that he has a robotic hand... All we know is, he's called sushi.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:53,
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he had a little accident?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:00,
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he's unaware..the tits are distracting him
i'll throw a mug at him and you can throw one of my shoes..on 1, 2, 3 and.....
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:19,
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It is a nice rack though
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:21,
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get a room for fucks sake.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:27,
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we have a fucking house!!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:29,
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i have a cam, can i join in?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:33,
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Hehe
*books holiday*
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:11,
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Hmmmm...
Doesn't really make a mockery of the rule of law. I'm more inclined to the thought that releasing a man with three months to live is something like minimal decency.
/serious face.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:13,
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I fear this one has gone over your head
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:15,
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On reflection, possibly.
Damn.
*distracts* Look over there! It's a... thing!
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:19,
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lets just hope he dies in agony within three months then
/refluffs
//no goddammit! - what did that stupid 'justice' secretary think he was doing!