Top tip: never ask a copper whether he thinks a tiger would win in a fight against a bear, if you are tripping off your neck and the buttons on his uniform are glinting in the moonlight.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:18,
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Bears win every timeIt was on QI.
Well, they were doing bears vs lions, and bears always won, and what have tigers got that lions don't have?
Except stripes, obviousement.
/goes back to lunch.
(Well, they were doing bears vs lions, and bears always won, and what have tigers got that lions don't have?
Except stripes, obviousement.
/goes back to lunch.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:19,
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Amur tigers are a bit bigger than lions,but still not big enough though. Also, tigers can swim.
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:46,
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I'm sure he would have seen the funny side... It's not like the police are a vindictive bunch:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:24,
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