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# Eyes, nothing wrong wiff my eyes offices , Eye's fine!, fine I is, (twitch), I love the Police, can I have your eyes? I love you..
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha excellent
No cunts on me, drugstable!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Drugstable? The best place to get your horse tranqs!
That reminds me...ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha yes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahahhaahahhhahahahahah! Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Top tip: never ask a copper whether he thinks a tiger would win in a fight against a bear, if you are tripping off your neck and the buttons on his uniform are glinting in the moonlight.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Bears win every time
It was on QI.

Well, they were doing bears vs lions, and bears always won, and what have tigers got that lions don't have?

Except stripes, obviousement.

/goes back to lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Amur tigers are a bit bigger than lions,
but still not big enough though. Also, tigers can swim.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I'm sure he would have seen the funny side... It's not like the police are a vindictive bunch
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)