Awww yay :D'In 1986, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre got a job at Nasa.
'I had been watching Button Moon on my Telly box and that Mr Spoon was really getting on my nerves, the freakish little nutter!'
'So I built this rocket ship out of some old fruitellas and a cigar case and went up there. Turns out that they aren't real, and all I found in space was loads of fucking Clangers and Bucky O'Hare. I was well pissed off. Which is why I turned Bucky green, and ripped out those little Clanger bastards voiceboxes, replacing them with the thistle whistles I had nicked Angus and Elspeth in Scotland the week before!' the demented Edam molesting Clog hopper said.'
('I had been watching Button Moon on my Telly box and that Mr Spoon was really getting on my nerves, the freakish little nutter!'
'So I built this rocket ship out of some old fruitellas and a cigar case and went up there. Turns out that they aren't real, and all I found in space was loads of fucking Clangers and Bucky O'Hare. I was well pissed off. Which is why I turned Bucky green, and ripped out those little Clanger bastards voiceboxes, replacing them with the thistle whistles I had nicked Angus and Elspeth in Scotland the week before!' the demented Edam molesting Clog hopper said.'
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:39,
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Every time you're rude to a Dutchmana marijuana plant dies.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:44,
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Good, drugs are bad!The Dutch Inventor Mediocre is unable to see the colour blue due to an extremely unfortunate radish picking incident.
In fact, if he sees someone riding a blue bicycle, he actually thinks they are floating.
(In fact, if he sees someone riding a blue bicycle, he actually thinks they are floating.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:45,
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This is true.In 1429, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Spoons.
"I am shit at the guitar and the piano, so I invented the spoons so I had an instrument I could play. Next time, I will tell you about the time I invented television aerials...." said the psychotic dutchman.
("I am shit at the guitar and the piano, so I invented the spoons so I had an instrument I could play. Next time, I will tell you about the time I invented television aerials...." said the psychotic dutchman.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:47,
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