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# happy birthday.
did you get lots of loot?

only partly alive, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Got some cash and stuff. That's what happens when you become tech-savvy and no one knows exactly what you want or has the money to buy it if they did.
why only partly?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 5:53, archived)
# cash is good. i get cooking utensils and food, generally.
only partly = i have dead bone in my knee that i'm taking drugs to see if i can reanimate and develop a zombie knee.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 5:55, archived)
# food is always nice. someone bought me some "wray and nephew overproof rum", i guess that counts as food.
i just moved into a new apartment two months ago and the place had a bar already installed. can't complain about that. now, to stock it.

also, sorry about your dead bone. haven't really heard that one before, thus i'm at a loss for a proper response. good to have you back, though!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 5:59, archived)
# danger-rum, that's what that is.
if you find it horrible to drink ansd don't want to torture guests with it, it's good to cook with. i made some banana/mango/coconut muffins a while back that were liberally soaked in rum and pretty tasty.

the dead knee stuff is just lingering aftereffects of the cancer treatments, a huge pissoff to me but better than winding up on the slab, so i'm not complaining. thanks for the welcome, it is good to be back.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:03, archived)
# nah, as far as rum goes it's okay, and i really don't like rum usually either. being overproof, it works... hoo boy, does it work.
as part of your welcome back i demand you post a picture of yourself to be mercilessly photoshopped/animated.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:07, archived)
# hey!
rapi did something horrible to me in the thread below, but i'll whip something else out, just a sec.

ok, here's a grotesque one from flickr.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:10, archived)
# that's pretty damn hot
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:26, archived)
# my grey hair brings all the boys to the yard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Yeah, but it looks like it took a 20 kilo ton square on.

Fuck knows who was mad enough to let you have nukes...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:43, archived)
# I AM A NUCLEAR TORNADO TYRANNOSAURUS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:45, archived)
# STOMP REND BUGGER STOMP REND BUGGER...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:50, archived)
# you think that's bad? I just found this
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:52, archived)
# ahahaha! deathgurn!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:53, archived)