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# The only poon visible from space: The Great Wall of Vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:51, archived)
# what's on the other side, the shitty wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:53, archived)
# China
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
# YOU WANT SHITTY BEEF?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# WITH EXTRA SPECIAL BRACK BEAN SAUCE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:10, archived)
# DAMN MONGORIANS
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:57, archived)
# I'm gonna get you, fuckin' Mongorians! Don't break down my city wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxfHTqeNRSI
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# heh
 
that's really poorly done
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)
# i know
that's why i posted it =D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/DENNAL_PLAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:45, archived)
# gronkpan knows the score
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:48, archived)
# pfffffffft
 
someone out there is totally gay for Lenny and I am not talking about Carl
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:20, archived)
# No wonder the Dicks have relentlessly attacked it throughout the ages
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
# URBAN MYTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# What, that it's the only thing visible from space, or that it's visible at all?
Or that it's made up of lots of vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Well, if it is visible (nobody ever specifies how close you need to be), then so are most highways and buildings
the vaginas thing is true
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Using the very first generation of spy satellites it was the only ancient structure visible from space.
Not so much a lie as a generalization and boast at the same time. The press added the "with the naked eye"
bit later because they are cunts and can't quite get it thru their idiotic heads that there is no atmosphere in
space in which to have a "naked" eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:18, archived)
# surely in the right light the pyramids would also be visible?
They're not nearly as long but they're certainly bigger at the base. At the very least, the shadows of the pyramids at sunrise/sunset would be visible.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# I might think so too.
It was a shitty propaganda throw away during the cold-war
and they wanted to use the red/yellow scare aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)
# ^This^
'Outer space' is only ~60 miles up... and lots of things are visible from that distance (buildings, highways, etc). :)

/pointless fact gleaned from watching Q.I. blog

EDIT: And I'm sure one of my ex-girlfriends' vajayjay's was visible from space... it was certainly big enough. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:15, archived)
# I just remember standing on it and thinking "I've been on roads wider than this, how can it be the only thing that's visible?"
Then I took a piss on it. I took a big piss on the great wall of China. I got my friend to take a photo of it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:17, archived)
# THERE'S YOUR FUCKING TANG DYNASTY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen! ;D
Mwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:20, archived)
# I went looking for them after I posted that, but they must be in storage at my dad's place.
One day I'll post it up.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:22, archived)
# *awaits that joyous day...*
*...with a certain degree of trepidation!* ;)

Wait, are you talking about your dad's "special place"? I'll collect 'em tomorrow! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)