RED SHIRTS ARE KILLING THE PLANET!
THE DYES ARE MADE FROM HELPLESS LITTLE BEETLES
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:54,
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THEY ALL GET BEAMED DOWN TO OTHER PLANETS THEN KILLED
WHAT A WASTE OF RESOURCES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:58,
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*sets dial to maximum*
Hey, that's my fun setting! EAT FUN! HAHAHA, BWAHAHAHA etc.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:20,
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Those phasers actually were shit.
On kill they dissolved the target to sparkling lights with no blood
or stumpy parts left over. Totally useless for fun if you ask me.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:25,
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