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# Yes, this. See also : 'I'm A Sensitive Artist'
'I don't watch films anymore, or read books, or go to art galleries...'
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# In fact, I'm going to stop listening to Coldplay, and listen to that instead.
OH YEAH, I TOTALLY JUST DID.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
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(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Ha! I should listen to Half Man Half Biscuit, I don't know why I never have.
Although I should confess to liking Suzanne Vega, though. Perhaps I am a sensitive outsider, too :)
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# "Sensitive Artist"
Translation: I have never drawn, painted, or sculpted a single thing since I was in
kindergarden and was forced to finger paint. Which has traumatized me to this day.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# DICK
WAS OBSESSED WITH HIS DICK
AND HE WOULD BEAT OFF THREE TIMES A DAY
IN THE MORNING WHEN HE WOKE UP
RIGHT AFTER OR RIGHT BEFORE DINNER
AND RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT TO SLEEP
IF HE DIDN'T GET IN HIS THREE DAILY BEATOFF SESSIONS HE WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO BE AROUND
(PAIN IN THE ASS TO BE AROUND)
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)