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# Movies that bruise people would work.
Bruising is the next body modding fad, I'm sure of it.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Guys! Guys! Guys!
Zombies that don't like brains, but like to pinch people! Pinching Zombies!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Oooooh!
That is pure win.

Or spanking zombies, and the urge to spank spreads until no-one can turn their back on anyone.
Hundreds of years later the human race survives, but the culture has made spanking central to it's philosophy, replacing handshakes and communion both.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:42, archived)
# soon people's asses are so bruised and red that they can no longer sit on their butts and now have to do something else instead
something so horrible there arent even words in the dictionary for it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:45, archived)
# No words in *english*
In China they call it KUNG FU!!!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:51, archived)
# oh yeah i forgot
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:52, archived)
# this is a good idea
last week i beat my chest so much it produced a brilliant fist shaped bruised over my left nipple.

bruising is fun.

lets all do it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Okay everyone!
Mea-CULPA mea-CULPA mea-MAXIMA-CULPA!
ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Or be like me and take up spinning chain whips; you'll never be bruise free again.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:37, archived)
# i want to be so bruised i will look like a blackman who cant touch things because it hurts too mucg.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:43, archived)