In the summer of 1987,I had just left emploment with Gateway when I came upon a great opportunity to make some hard cash. I witnessed the gory death of a crofter who was attacked by some stray swines. I managed to befriend the swines, crouching down and using their language until they seemed to accept me as one of their own. Some were suspicious. I had a long fight with one who questioned my credentials. To cut a long story short, I massacred them one night as they slept and sold their carcasses on the black market. I'm now living in a detached house with Sky TV and a nice little garden and life couldn't be better.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:05,
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I was there the night Kim Jong Il turned himself indside out.His intestines left a big splash mark on the floor that took days of scrubbing to get out. The oddest thing was that he decided to do this through his rectum. Apparently, it had grown so slack through old age that it could accomodate the passage of his entire body through it.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:09,
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