One particular case has been documented from Australia.In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a pump action shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib, and went out the other side. He then walked fifteen meters, reloaded, leaned the shotgun against his throat, and shot his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through this gunshot-inflicted tracheotomy, he reloaded, walked 136 meters to a hill slope, lay down on the slope, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:17,
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To be brutally honest Canberra is a pretty boring placeI can see where he was coming from
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:26,
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wherever he was coming fromhe left himself in many places.
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Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:28,
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Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs
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Shlvng,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:30,
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Moral:Save the wine for yourself.
edit: and yer pals, but not yer fecking donky fer Chrysippus's sake
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Sun 6 Sep 2009, 13:46,
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edit: and yer pals, but not yer fecking donky fer Chrysippus's sake
It's like someonecutting off their head with a chainsaw, and missing.
( boris the spider,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:25,
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