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# Clyde felt that, with his new partner, the wheelbarrow race was in the bag.


Frankly, Clint Eastwood was just too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:11, archived)
# I remember on the first day of high school
they set up a slip & slide on a hill.

They didn't get rid of the rocks underneath and the whole thing was strewn with kids clutching their gashed up legs and stomachs.

Glad I didn't take my bathers to school that day.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:17, archived)
# I went snow boarding in Dubai at the weekend.
I am all cut up like a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:20, archived)
# i just rolled down Mt. Thumbtack and i landed facefirst on a bowie knife
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Except that I actually did go snowboarding in Dubai this weekend
and am still bleeding from my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:27, archived)
# i hope youre okay
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:28, archived)
# It was awesome.
First time on a board and the juxtaposition of the snow and the desert was, well, as I say, awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:38, archived)
# are you still in dubai?
that sounds like good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I am in Abu Dhabi now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# You missed out on the initiation ceremony.
The injured kids that failed the first round were then forced to walk a kilometre on hot coals
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:26, archived)
# OH SNAP
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:25, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Haha, top shop

Face sliding is far faster than walking on hands
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:27, archived)
# hahaha this is wonderous
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
that's a fucking awesome photo

Child faceplants for the win
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)