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# BONERS AHOY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Your cock is a small boat? Ingenious plan.
RIDE THE BONER TO YOUR YACHT TODAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 5:03, archived)
# THE WOW STARTS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Vista is a classic business boner, yes.
Just what the fuck is/was that supposed to mean anyway?
You'd think they might have included some kind of clue
in the marketing phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 5:18, archived)
# ride the snake to the lake
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Man I hate the doors
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 6:01, archived)
# the blue bus is calling us
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 6:06, archived)
# I do too. But I blame Ray Manzarek for most of that.
Utterly unimaginative player.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 6:14, archived)
# indeed
one can only go so far with the pentatonic scale
especially on a keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 6:41, archived)
# ahaa
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 7:04, archived)
# pffft....
fab hair though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 8:31, archived)
# There's a rhymer on the stage .....
His brain is in a cage .....
Everything he says .....
Has to rhyme with the next thing .....
Jim Morrison got rich
but his poetry was kitsch.
Rhymer on the stage.

Girl you gotta' love your man?
guess I'll just say that again.
I envy Doctor Suess,
His form was so much way more loose.
The world on you depends, fuck:
what an awkward line.
That's called stretching for a rhyme.

And now I'll just sing these two notes .....
This song is easy on the throat .....
'cause chanting like a monk .....
is not hard to do when yer drunk .....
a simple and profound yet
completely brain dead sound,
boring and abhorred.

When you're riding and it pours,
Try not to think about The Doors.
It's not that great a song,
it will just make your ride seem long.
And rhyming snake with lake
What kind of drugs did that move take?
Another earworm to ignore.




(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 7:43, archived)