
Tonight I plan to down a couple of bottles of wine, burn myself cooking, throw a mardy and smash something. I'll then stagger up to Hampstead Heath, perform some dance moves in the lake with the aid of a couple of willing ducks and/or a gay, come back home and make a pot with the food leftovers and shards of broken kitchenware scattered around my flat, all whilst dressed as Whoopi Goldberg.
Who died?
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Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:28,
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Who died?