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# I had to check..................


there's just no variety on offer anymore
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Why am I looking at your shopping list?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)
# And why are you trying to buy wank and shit
Surely you can get those for free
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:01, archived)
# both are improved with
peripherals.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# what he said
have some of mine
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# There

He's halfway there now
EDIT actually that could well be a shit floating in wank.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:19, archived)
# COPYRIGHT 2 CAN CHUNDER 2009
before some bastard steals it and sells it for $1,000,000

/no faith in "artists" blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Don't worry, that one's too small to use.
I have the original 8 Meg file safely stored on my computer.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# beware!
they might try and steal it

using some kind of tactical team using night vision and shit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I'll be careful.
It'll be particularly difficult though as this is bound to be on the front page by tomorrow.
Then everyone will want it.
Also should I compo this?
EDIT: Fuck it, i've put it in for 'mock the politicians'. I think it would look lovely on their leaflets and I fancy a new laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:44, archived)
# yes
you'll be world famous by the end of the week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] See, it looks AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)
# SHIT!!!!










(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# because it's more interesting than yours?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# You're searching the wrong section, you want Sport & Leisure.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)
# if you want wank and shit
try somerfield instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I see your sainsburys
and raise you ASDA FM


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ASDA FOR MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# men who are comfortable buying quiche
HAHA

such strange men
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# i like quiche
but i am female.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I like quiche too
I fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:46, archived)
# but do you buy it yourself?
if so, i declare you to be a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)
# now I have a reason not to leave the house!
hmm, what are those!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# congratulations, you have discovered breasts.
unfortunately, the next discovery you make will be that touching them yourself just isn't the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:02, archived)