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# evening
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# uncle!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# shh!
i'm trying to keep that quiet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:08, archived)
# well i'll be a monkey's uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# i wouldn't if i were you
my aunties are all either insane, hairy, fat, married or smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# sounds like my sex life...
...Haw Haw!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# stand in a vacuum
that sounds like my sex life :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# i don't want to get my feet dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
# put bags on them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# i wear Docs...
...you think i'm gonna bag Docs?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# wrap them in bacon, then
do i have to think of everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
ARRGH ALL THE FUCKING AIR'S GONE?
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# yes. exactly like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# ah. pity.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# you tend to need air
what with being oxygen breathers and that...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# yes, because i'm definitely human
honestly...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
# i can hold my breath many minutes
time me *HUUUUH*
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I also like Nitrogen. Lots of Nitrogen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Woo Yay
I'm quite tempted to hop on the train next March, these are superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# haha cheers
it will be a free expo :)
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)
# hi jahled
your photography is fantastic :D
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Bollocks, the world will end now, with streams of lava and fire
and people rushing around waving bits of paper in their hand

Have a curious pony:

^cfb
I borrowed Bryan Damage's 24 mm 1.4 mk.II, and then went a bit mental in Photoshop

Oops for the thread deletion, it was an instantaneous affair before MICTOBASTARD pointed it out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# yeah had a look at you photo's
great stuff :)
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# ORK!
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# This reminds me of the cover for 'Great Apes'
Also, I liked this one muchly, for some reason it made me think of William Burroughs.
www.b3ta.com/board/9692668
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# That
is an excellent book. Good taste sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# It's fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I
particularly liked the fact he spends a large part of the book passing out from terror and/or shitting himself. Haven't read it in years, may have to dust it off and see if it's how I remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# The buggery congo-line on the London underground, is memorable.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# will self?
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# not read that one yet
have read cock and bull and Design Faults in the Volvo 760 Turbo, will have to give it a go
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# 'Cock and Bull' is spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# ^ This
Though I did end up getting a bit tired of his stuff, some of it is not particularly well thought through and tires quickly. Where it works though he is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Ja.
The scene where the two senior ape/doctors meet one another is priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Lully!
This has made my resumption of skills seem woefully inadequate. :( Ah well, if at first you don't succeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# How unusual
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)