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# Oh entirely this.
I've always wanted to grow bonsai animals to shelter under bonsai trees.

Question: do bonsai trees fruit? If you have a bonsai apple tree, do you get tiny little apples? Are they edible if they do? Could you make miniture cider to get toddlers drunk on?

Ink-wiring minds need to know.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# You could get cherry tomatoes
and make micro-chutney!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# No you're thinking of spiders.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Tangent spider story...
Had an arachnophobia style nightmare on Sunday night. Not only did I wake up at 4:30am, unable to go back to sleep, but I had evidently tried to bite through my lower lip and give myself blisters on the inside of my lip.

/autobiography
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *fucking googles it*
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *wins*
Ace. I'm totally going to make some bonsai jam.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)