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# The 17th Royal Shetlands
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# My God that would be a sight to strike the fear of God into a man.
Massed ranks of Shetlands trundling over the crest of a hill towards you, sabres akimbo...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahahahha! can you imagine facing an army with war-ponies? scary stuff !
top stuff N!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Them fellas are really scary close up
The men with pointy swords, not the mini horses.

Woo! you crazy mad fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# As a man-orc I believe I beat them on the scary factor
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# As someone who lives with a man-orc-wild thing, I believe I have tamed your kind and fear you not
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Damn
All I have is my ability to scare people :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Aw, you can still scare people
It's just that I ain't people! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# You aren't?
Dissects for SCIENCE™
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Oh entirely this.
I've always wanted to grow bonsai animals to shelter under bonsai trees.

Question: do bonsai trees fruit? If you have a bonsai apple tree, do you get tiny little apples? Are they edible if they do? Could you make miniture cider to get toddlers drunk on?

Ink-wiring minds need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# You could get cherry tomatoes
and make micro-chutney!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# No you're thinking of spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Tangent spider story...
Had an arachnophobia style nightmare on Sunday night. Not only did I wake up at 4:30am, unable to go back to sleep, but I had evidently tried to bite through my lower lip and give myself blisters on the inside of my lip.

/autobiography
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *fucking googles it*
the answer is yes.
www.mahalo.com/answers/home-and-garden/are-bonsai-tree-fruits-edible
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *wins*
Ace. I'm totally going to make some bonsai jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# One is amused
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# CHRIST!
*unlimbers killing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:14, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Phwooooar!
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# would?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Good heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# miltary
reductions
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# this has
forced me out of lurk to compliment clcikci
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)