Your first suggestion lacks imagination!
And your other ones don't involve sports! YOU FAIL WOMAN!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29,
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duly edited MR SNACK HITLER!
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fannycradock,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31,
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