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# Tossing the Twiglet


I fucking love twiglets! And I heard Les Dawson was a massive fan too! What giant snacks would you like to see in sports? Hang on, this isn't /talk....

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Jaffacakes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I have jaffacakes at home
can't wait to go home

and then eat my jaffacakes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Shoots round to Joe's house
* Pinches all the Jaffacakes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Giant Jaffa Cakes in Discus?
That would be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I love Twiglets
hate Marmite

apparently this makes me odd
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# You freak!
I love marmite and cheese sandwiches, but I hate the marmite cheese! This, apparently, makes me right about everything and Mr Horrible is wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I love ketchup but don't like tomatoes
also I love orange juice and orange squash but I can't stand oranges
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I like woman
But I hate fish?

Does this make sence?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I'm not supposed to eat twiglets
they make me violent
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Great news about the pinstripe!
I'm really looking forward to seeing people's sexiness (and clothes :p) at the bash :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I hate twiglets, but if I ever have one I can't stop eating them for hours.
Like tomacco.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# What's tomacco?
Is that when you smoke Ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Smoke me a Ketchup, I will be back for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It's that thing that Homer makes in an episode of The Simpsons
Tenuous cultural references are my thing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I haven't really seen The Simpsons since it was on BBC 2.
I suck at culture :(

*fucks off to critique a Renoir painting* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I'd like to see an enormous battenberg
flatten Wayne Rooney
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# One of our office cunts
had his birthday today.

No one likes him... but today he bought in mini battenburgs...

He's still a twat though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Brought.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# shut up
that's why ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Sorry, it just annoys me so much!
My best friend doesn't get the difference and I wanna punch him all the time for it! But he's in Scotland, so I can't, so he's lucky! Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I knwo the difference
but I';m a crap speller and have fat pudgy fingers

hence my web0-based discourse often comes across as goobledegook
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha I love this story!
"I'll eat your cakes, chum, but I won't wish you happy birthday, ya cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# thats pretty much it
but it wasn't just me, so I don't feel bad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Wayne Rooney is a cock! (Proof below)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Those cheese football things - for that lesbian throwing thing
wotsits - snowboarding
skips - amazing hat race
gimme the sports maize-based nom.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Afternoon :D
Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hideous day of work death. I'm fine. Yooooous?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Gah, bite all your coworkers for making it so shit!
I'm good, chillin out, maxing, relaxing all cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Your first suggestion lacks imagination!
And your other ones don't involve sports! YOU FAIL WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# duly edited MR SNACK HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# come...


come
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# come!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# GAH.
I know. I'm broke at the moment, it's all a bit decadent. Dunno. Gargh. Eep. Spew.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# It's not decadent, it's a basic quality of life issue!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# If you could send a fleet of sparrows to carry me there and back, and to shelter me through the night, that would be fab.
Kay thx by :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# COME INTO MY LIFE!
LET ME BE THE MAGIC OF ALL OF YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Could it be magic?
NO! IT'S FUCKING DERREN BROWN! IT AINT MAGIC, IT'S THE DEVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I take back what I said!
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Giant hobnobs used in the rowing events
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I would like to see this!
The race would be longer than if you used Rich Teas. They're shit! FUCKING SHIT I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You could use giant chipsticks as oars!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Did someone say Hobnob?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Wagon Wheels to be used in the discus. Obviously they'ed have to make them much larger, but I can live with that.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Like they used to be?
Reminiscencelols!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# exactly!
also, what he fuck happened to monster munch? why did they change the names of opal fruits and marathons? why have I not eaten a Club bar, or a trio in years? Why are there no He-Man jelly sweets available in newsagents owned by shopowners whos duty it was to supply us with and endless about of penny sweets like discos, flying saucers, cola cubes and peardrops, as long as we had the funds? Why don't Feasts have a chocolate flavoured center that goes all the way through it? what happened to all teh arcades where you could hear the vectorgraphics star wars sit-in machine bleeping out a crappy rendition of the tune, and where a game of Operation Wolf would cost you 20p? Why is now pokemon cards - what happened to Garbage Pail Kids?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# BREAKAWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Blue Ribband, Taxi bars, Rocky Bars, Terry's Turkish Delight, Thurrocks Caramel
GAH! I'm REALLY hungry now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# you sound like one of those stand up comedians who's main source of mirth
is merely making people reminisce - like peter kay

NOSTALGIALOL

I know im getting old now though - adverts for 90s dance albums on TV have replace ads for 80s hits albums.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahah, yes! Although i did get all excited when the old red car/blue car milkyway advert reappeared
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# yeah - thats a quality ad
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# oh i did smile when that came on
i used to love that ad "ohhhhhhh noooo, the BRIDGE is out!!!!"
:D
(anonymous blonde, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I had a big bag of NEW/OLD Monster Munch the other day
They were feckin' huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?!?!?
really? proper monster munch?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Indeed...
they were like

thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# i would like to see
a giant hollowed out bacon flavoured wotsit in the bobsled run, leaving an icy, savoury trail of sparkling dust in its wake.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE WIN!
Now shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Discos
Discos chucking event... would be pretty lethal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# It must be Salt and Vinegar though,
n'est-ce pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# An excellent choice sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Pringle kayaks!
You have to finish the course before they go soggy and sink.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I like this idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# KIT KAT WHITE WATER RAFTING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# CURLY WURLY CLIMBING WALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# FUCK YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Damn you and your curly wurly ideas before mine!
I spent too much time writing down the specifics. Blast.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Do you have to eat your way down?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I like this...

*Image or it is not true!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# CURLY WURLY CURLING
The curley wurly acting as the brush thing, obviously. A giant babybel as the stone thing.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# THIS IS NOT AS FUN AS CLIMBING CURLY WURLYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# IT IS IF YOU ARE DRESSED AS A BUNNY.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# giant donuts for a start

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# FUCK YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# haha
though when i first saw it i thought more of tossing the tubgirl but then i'm a bit twisted
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)