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# my cat used to headbutt me for attention
she belonged to my niece for 5 years, so when i got her, she was happy to be left to her own devices without constantly being picked up. she stared at me though, which freaked me out. when she brought in a half-dead sparrow that sprayed bird blood on my living-room wall, she had to go.
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#
That last bit sounded very disturbing.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# nothing untoward happened
i just made my sister take it back. i find cats rather creepy, so the fact that i had that one for a year shows what a nice person i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Awww, how adorable <3
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# i called her catface
which pissed my niece off no end. she'd named the poor creature bella, after one of the fucking tweenies :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# My cats were called Pushkin and Kitty.
Pushkin was named after the Russian author.
Kitty was named by my sister, who was 4. She also had a rabbit called Bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# my brother had a mouse called smackhead
i once had a goldfish named mong, because it looked like one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Poor fish!
Smackhead is a cool name though. Was it a heroin junkie or did he just like to smack it in the head?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# no, he just liked the sound of it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Catface is a much better name.
Mine just jumped on top of my door. What worries me is: where will she jump to next?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Place bets now!
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# on top of the fridge
cats like fridges
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# All 7 feet to the floor! Brave/stoopid kitty.
She is now, as is her wont, curled up on my knee so I can't move :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# One of the funniest things I've seen my cat do is try and drag a rabbit, probably half the size of him, through the the cat flap.
Took a while. He then left it at my feet like some sort of sacrifice.
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# hahahahaha
:D
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# funniest thing catface did
was try to stalk the reflection off my watch across the couch, then leap at it and fall down the side, popping her head up a second later with a very bemused expression on her face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Funny cat story #3:
While moving in a new wardrobe into my room, with a mirror on it. My cat decided to jump into the magic space behind the mirror, unsuccessfully.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:08, archived)
# hahhaha!
it's amazing the fun you can have with a cat and a laser pointer. also, have you ever played cat buckaroo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Yes,
I like the look they give once woken up that says they clearly don't look up to you when it comes to intelligence.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# it's a great game when you're stoned
a lad i knew had a rottweiler puppy, he painted a diamond on its forehead with tipp-ex when he was stoned and called it black beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Genuine lol.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# this is the same lad
who knocked at my door at 3 a.m to ask me if i would have a snowball fight with him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# hahaha
Was there any snow?
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# yeah
about 3 millimetres
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Oh yes
I once disturbed a Spanish cat with a laser pointer. I'd do the same with a British cat, but they're too wily.
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# they're not
i accidentally made one run into a wall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# *Takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# One of my cats caught a racing pigoen once.
She knackered its wing but we managed to save it and return it to its extremely displeased owner.
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# racing pigeons used to land in our yard sometimes
my dad would look after them if they were ill, then let them go. mum hates animals that aren't portion-sized.
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# pigdeon... pigdin... ah, fuck it.
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