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[challenge entry] Well everyone needs a holiday....


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From the Inappropriate TV Product Placement challenge. See all 374 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# the thing about Fetes is
if you ever go to one, you sort of pretend to yourself that it is worth being there. The looks on the faces of the people running the fete also seem to give away the same impression.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# A Fête worse than death
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Bazaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# There's a market for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Sounds fayre to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Hang on, I'm just stalling while I think of a witty reposte
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# i used to like the "land the penny coin on the 50p coin in the bucket of water" game.
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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# they are really the most depressing failures aren't they
OH LOOK A CAKE STAND

"I MAKE THE BEST CAKES IN ALL THE VILLAGE" congratulations, you went to waitrose and bought some instant cake mix, you're a fucking genius

"LOOK HALF ARSED PIES" yes, you bought these pies for £1.00 a go at waitrose and now they are being sold for £2 a pie

"HAVE A GO ON THE TOMBOLA!" yes, pay a pound and watch some twat dip their hand into a bucket on a stall that is inexplicably painted black oh my, you might win a fucking pie.

"HAHA ONE OF THE LOCAL CHARACTERS IS HAVING FUN" some drunken local lunatic takes a dislike to an invisible enemy and tries to fight him

"AH, TIME FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT!" Morris dancing, a traditional english pastime whereupon two groups of gentlemen from different villages stand in an orderly manner and then proceed to beat the living fuck out of each other with sticks.

"IT'S FOR THE KIDS REALLY" The local pedophile runs screaming through the fete being chased by children who are throwing bricks at him.

and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# our local church's 'medieval fayre' fetures jam-making lesbian vergers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Now THAT'S country style!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I'd so go to a fete like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# just wait long enough at any fete
it'll be like this

especially the morris dancing :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I'm confused as to why you entered this in the compo
but then I am a simple soul on a monday
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Bit of a shoe-horn . .
but tis new and seemed to fit :)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Ah yes, I see.
"It was announced this week that product placement will be allowed on commercial television. What product would you put on what programme to get massive LOLs?"

No wait, I really don't!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)