The Immaculate Adoption.
Yes, yes very good. We we all know it was Mary and not Jesus that was conceived immaculately, but this is just a joke.
No, YOU fuck off.
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Yes, yes very good. We we all know it was Mary and not Jesus that was conceived immaculately, but this is just a joke.
No, YOU fuck off.
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No, Mary was conceived without the taint of original sin so that she would be pure enough to be the mother of Jesus.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:55,
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basically they're pretty sure she'd not taken it in the wrongun before Jeebers was born
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:57,
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The virgin birth is a completely seperate idea to the immaculate conception.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:58,
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I don't know what this has to do with her perineum.
plus, surely if she was born without a taint, her guts would fall out?
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:57,
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Yes.
You're mixing up the virgin birth (Jesus getting popped out) and the immaculate conception (Mary not getting blamed for Adam and Eve like the rest of us are for some fucking reason.)
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:00,
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They just don't teach it properly any more.
Which is probably all for the best. People are far more likely to show up every week and throw a few quid in the plate if they don't know precisely how mental it all is.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:04,
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Mary was the "immaculate conception."
It means she was concieved without the stain of original sin. Then she had Jesus, and he was a virgin birth. Not the same thing.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:01,
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I can't believe I'm talking catholic theology on b3ta.
NOBS! WILLLIES! BOOBIES!
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:02,
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NOBS! WILLLIES! BOOBIES!
Well nobs and willies
are a big part of Catholic indoctrination ;)
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:03,
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The concept of original sin is that all babies are born evil.
This is because of the fall of Adam and Eve.
Baptism is required to wash away the evil.
Mary, however, had never been evil.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:05,
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Baptism is required to wash away the evil.
Mary, however, had never been evil.
That would have involved masturbation, which we all know is far worse than fucking.
Unless it was fucking without being married.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:27,
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