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# 'Eating Turkey at Christmas Is Like Nailing An Egg To The Cross' says Bishop
Those are the headlines, god I wish they weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# From what paper?
'The Daily Peculiar Simile'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# The Christopher Morris Globe & Mail...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Nailing an egg to the cross ehh?
I now have a purpose for next Easter, to nail a creme egg to a cross.
And put a crown of thorns on it.
And some tatty pants.
Oh and a fake beard.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Ooh, and a loin cloth!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Loincloth = tatty pants
Not really much difference is there? Strategically ripped-off pieces of the covering foil should do the trick!
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes of course sorry
My brain just read it as 'tatty shop' and didn't question why....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:03, archived)