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# perhaps 'unspecified fruit'
was a metaphor for 'cunt'
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Are you a theologian, sir?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:30, archived)
# aren't we all these days?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Or a homosexual.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:30, archived)
# In ancient Hebrew from at least one stage
Pomegranate was used for cunt (if you've ever seen a properly ripe pomegranate it has slightly more resemblance than the ones you see in shops, as they split open on the tree), but I don't know if the hebrew's from the same era. (Song of Songs/Song of Solomon - Shir HaShirim, if you're wondering.)

Greek marriage rites included a quince, much like an apple, then again much not. So that was a bit of a love fruit to them.

Though it's just the fruit of the tree of knowledge, a metaphor about the loss of innocence, realising you're naked, having to perform labour to survive and realising you want all the sexy.

Though yes, your fruit = cunt thing is surprisingly close.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# You're a pomegranate.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Racist!
Pomegranates are lovely people.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I know, I was complimenting you.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:51, archived)
# (I know) :D
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Aw, darn
I woulda loved the idea of someone going "hurhur, fruit cunt" and the pure euphoria when their b3ta dreams are realised. Well, at least as a team we've educated a few more b3tans. Maybe we could nominate it for the next image challenge, High Fructose Fornication.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)