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# congratulations, you have discovered something that doesn't give me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)
# *slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# it's the
hairy lips isn't it?
(The Director of Directing, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I heard this on a 1st date once...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)
# well done on finding out if she has hair on her 'lips' on a first date
did you score?
(The Director of Directing, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# No. I was scared. I was 32 years old.

*lies*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# no,, it's the tongue
it looks either diseased or zombified
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
# it's like a blue popsicle
with all the juice sucked out of it
(The Director of Directing, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# it looks like boiled liver
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# speak for yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# perv!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I find that very hard to believe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# strangely, it's true
it's a small list, but jeremy kyle is on it, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)