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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# JEMUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Watch out Jesus he will suggest you go
alter the tv aerial... just watch him ;)

Will Jesus be requiring his Green Jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'm glad he fell...he annoyed the fuck out of me when he was on tv
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Jesus was on TV?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yeh me too
He deserved to die for being annoying on telly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Whilst he was indeed very annoying
the people who he targetted were stuck-up dickheads and deserved the lesson in humility - however at the time we all rooted for there to be a punch up.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I rather liked Rod Hull
He was like that uncle who would accidentally let you sit on his hand and wore Blue Stratos aftershave and... er..

nuffink.

edit: Yes, you're right though - he rather pricked a fair few balloons of pomposity
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm glad we agree then.... ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :D
I had a toy emu puppet as a kid. I remember how disappointed I was that my emu was fluffy and his was all shiny and straw-y.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)