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# :-O *jealous*
I saw a lambo parked outside Halfords the other day. For some reason that made me laugh.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# outside kwik fit would be funnier
i once saw an austin healey sprite upside down in a ditch.
i laughed more than i should have.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Heh heh :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# And on that note I'm buggering off
Can't be arsed waiting for Mr Trellis to come home from his swanky bash any longer
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# g'night then
i think i'll go and make mozzarella on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I was privileged to see a frog eyed sprite get hit from the rear.
The driver leapt out over the bonnet as the cockpit burst into flames.
He then sat on his haunches on the kerb and started crying. Apparently he'd spent 2 years restoring it and was taking it out for its first spin.

I nearly felt sorry for him, but I do enjoy a good bonfire.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# that is tragic
and yet so funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# it was duck-egg blue if that helps
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)