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# the chinese can control the weather...
and create vee-hickles such as this:

(bonus points for identifying the sauce - bottom half)
anyway, evenin all.
this weeks compo: any pic, add cock, post to board, wait for abuse. rinse and repeat. always repeat.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Lambo or Pagani Zonda?
Gah, neither
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# my car of the month
on my supercars calendar is my favourite, the bugatti veyron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Yummmmmmm
So lovely
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# there was one parked by my mum's house a few months ago
my nephew ran out with his phone and made my mum take pics of him standing next to it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# :-O *jealous*
I saw a lambo parked outside Halfords the other day. For some reason that made me laugh.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# outside kwik fit would be funnier
i once saw an austin healey sprite upside down in a ditch.
i laughed more than i should have.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Heh heh :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# And on that note I'm buggering off
Can't be arsed waiting for Mr Trellis to come home from his swanky bash any longer
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# g'night then
i think i'll go and make mozzarella on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I was privileged to see a frog eyed sprite get hit from the rear.
The driver leapt out over the bonnet as the cockpit burst into flames.
He then sat on his haunches on the kerb and started crying. Apparently he'd spent 2 years restoring it and was taking it out for its first spin.

I nearly felt sorry for him, but I do enjoy a good bonfire.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# that is tragic
and yet so funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# it was duck-egg blue if that helps
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I wish Honda made the Zonda
Little things make me happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# That would work for me too :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hello Dave
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# grey stuff
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Volkswagen W12 Concept
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# *googles*
OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ooh
close enough
www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&q=vw+nardo
have some bonus points (not compatable with any other offers)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i was just about to add that
if you didn't give me the bonus points i would have clubbed you to death and pried them out of your cold dead hands

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# over my dead bod...
oh. ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# *also googles*
*drools*
fuck, that's gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# they have another looker:
www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=vw+concept+r&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# not quite as nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# no, but
i would drive this. and i'm straight.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# well
up to six pints, i am...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Fiendish devils!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# what?!?
Umm, it's the Illuminati and the New World Order who control the weather using chemtrails. I heard about it at www.prisonplanet.com I love this website, it's like the 'wrestlemania' of information sources

....oh, and WOO to the pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# tinfoil hat alert!
and, ta.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# it's true, it's true!
you're just in on 'it'.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# a lowrider.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)