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[challenge entry] Keeping it clean...

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(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm, soapy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
#
It's still my 5th b3taday
(1.618..., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# buy an icon tightwad!
and happy cakeyday!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# For just a £5 donation you could help a kitten get photoshopped
a £10 donation will help mend the roof on FAQ

Do it Now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# £10 will help a poor woman put petrol in her car
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# £10 will help a poor Smash fill her liver with Bacardi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] With apologies, I'll hide this RP here: Harry Potter & The Hoxton Misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I would rape her
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# How do you know the Otter is a female?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# any hole's a goal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Tell that to Sheffield Wednesday
they couldn't find a hole if they fell in it. Not that I'm a fan of football, but I'm originally from that side of Sheffield so it comes with the territory ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# i'm from liverpool
i don't think i need to say any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# My girlfriend went to see a recent football game with her mother.
Leeds v Liverpool.
She enjoyed it, but I think Leeds lost ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# of course they lost!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Haha :D
When she told me she was rooting for Leeds, I said nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# just like dating a eunuch, that's asking for disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)
# She dislikes football as much as I do. :P
She went to make her mum happy :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)
# i don't actually like football either
and as for the beatles, i fail to see what all the fuss was about.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# ^Very much this
The Beatles have a grand total of one song I listen to regularly.
And the version I listen to is Jim Carrey's cover.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
# what about a eunuch with
variable dildo attachments?

"Would madam require the Rampant Rabbit tonight?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# your argument is persuasive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)
# :D
of course if he got drunk or sulky (like Men do) you could always kick him out for the night and take his attachments :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Wears the soap?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Silly maiden! Soap's not clothes ... oh ... OH! :-o
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# His name is Robert Paulson.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)