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# Guess the pun....


Bit shit really. But it only took three hours...NOT.


Edit: The answer to all your hopes and dreams.


CORN ON THE COP
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# popcorn - cop porn?
or cock porn? or am i way off?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
#
Say what u see...say what u see....


someone will say 'cunt'.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# is it cunt bubbles?
am i along the right lines with cop porn btw? it looks like a cop with popcorn on him you see, well to me it does
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I was going with copcorn
It's either that or yellowspottypoliceman, which I don't think is a pun
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
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See, that one's good too, could be considered better than the actual real one. It's almost there with Popcorn-copporn, in that it's to do with corn.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# So what I said then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
#
Not yellowspottypoliceman, no.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Bubocop?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# is this some racial shit? you insult my people with this slur!
no seriously, you're gonna have to tell me and i hope it's worth me sitting here in suspenders
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
#
put it on....done it up dere.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha you fool!
and why didn't i get it? bah *hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Dear god, this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# also this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# 3 hours?...
...really?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# haha i was thinking this but i've used my allotment of arsebiscuits this week (see below) so didn't like to say
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
#
Nah, not really. It took about ten...no..five..minutes, no seconds. Well, not much time anyway.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# i shouldn't talk...
...that piece of garbage down there took about 3 minutes!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
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It's true, with this new fangled Photoshoppery software, all this photo shoppery takes little time. No more literal cutting and pasting. Up with electric scissors.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# yeah...
...remember when it took all day to do a collage?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# his hair is made of chicken and mushroom pot noodle
puns seem dull in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
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This ones great though. It's really 'corny'.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# is he a member of the cornstabulary?
EDIT: corn on the cop? CORN ON THE FUCKING COP??? jesus, that's a spanging right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
What's a 'spanging'? Is it good?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# "spang"
is the sound a frying pan makes when it hits you in the face. spangings are reserved for bad puns, poor jokes and idiots.
so no, it's not really a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# It involves a pan and your face
But if you're into that kind of thing, it can be good
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Lemon Fake Police Man?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
#
better than real. that is.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Fuzz it . . . it's the cheesy popcoporn !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# 3 hours?
Fuck me what did you use? A Sinclair Spectrum?
Is it a spotted dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# COP PORN
what do i win
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)