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# Hello b3ta, I have just come back from weekend and cannot be bothered to spazz back to friday.
Did anyone die/get married?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I got married

but unfortunately, she died.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# WHAT she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
WHAT?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Dead

Married, but dead. And slightly chimney-ish
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Did anyone ever figure out what that song was about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# It sort of explains itself.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I like to think it involves Fred Dibnah somehow :D
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Possibly something about spunk.
I'm sure if you replace chimney with spunk it would sort of make sense. Much like how Milkshake in My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard is a euphemism for arse/tits/whatever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# (canned laughter)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Doesn't that sig just work perfectly?

It makes everything I say so much more...mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Same thing, right?
Ho ho ho!
/not really serious, honest
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I don't know about you, but I'm ready for the weekend.
That's how that song goes, honest
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I came back and It is how I was told it had become
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Everyone decided only to draw cdcs on movie posters till you returned.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# This is different from a normal weekend how?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I did
I got married.

So did my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)