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# And a good first post :)
I just got some lovely spam.

Subject line: 'You are the lighthouse that's shining in my sky'

Message body: 'Let us not sup the blood which some say nurtures'. And then a link I didn't click.

I've gone all red.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Phwoor
When's the wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Well, the same person seems pretty sure that I'm unable to fulfil my woman and desperately need weightloss drugs, so they'll probably hold off for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Re: you profile

WTF?

I like it, mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# :D
Lionel loves ya, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# 'sup ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I must admit, some spam is really lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Kari Griffin says:
Im found Ur profile at My Space. hi! I am Meaghan. I am like Ur profile. I'm a pretty person, sweet & sexy. i like to try to do whatever for ur pleasure My skype id: true_love_87.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Dahlia Moczo wanted you to know that
Learn to do coding. Reach the Everest of lovemaking with our solutions! Dedicated to the online community. Spend more hours with your girl in bed, than you did in your best times. Theology Website.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# How hideously arousing!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# i actually replied to one of them scammers from africa and told him i hope his family all burn to death
he actually engaged in an argument through a couple more e-mails :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I like to lead them on for a bit by pretending to be interested.
I've nothing against them really; yes they're villainous rogues, but it is in the nature of their scam that only another villainous rogue can possibly be scammed. An honest law abiding citizen will, when approached and invited to join a criminal enterprise that involves stealing a dead man's fortune and sneaking it out of the country, usually decline. So in their case, they're dishonest greedy people preying on other dishonest greedy people.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# ps
King Vs RICKY WALDEN.
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/7661707.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Michaela is refereeing Ricky's game too <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Double win.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# My favourite ever was:
"Buy a new garage for your cucumber"

You've got to admire their creativity.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Ha, nice.
I once got one with the subject "Enter her twat like a bull"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)