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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# arf
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha subtle :)
Remember what I said about killing you last?



I lied.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# What happened to Sully?
I let him go.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Cue Bennett :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# O_O
Good lord

He's smuggling salamis again

In other news, I just purchased an interesting bar of chocolate:

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It offers so much, but does it deliver?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# No, but it does chicken beef and lamb
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# God that makes me wish I could eat chocolate.
I also wish I could shoot lasers from my arse.

I'll keep wishing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Are you diabetic?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Allergic to the cocoa, innit?
makes my head swell up like a purple ballon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Really?
How annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Its alright, the only chocolate I like anyway is the really dark bastard stuff.
I'm much more a savory person anyway. I can quite happily eat my way through a big bag of crisps a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# This is correct.
Cakes and chocolate are in no way as satisfying as, say, a big chunk of lamb. My girlfriend fails to understand this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Lamb's okay.
But it's no pork pie.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# You're wrong, of course.
But the same principle would apply.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I second this emotion
Lamb is the best of all the meats
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# is the lamb minted?
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Apart from being awful, it's also COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Become Astro Boy if you want to shoot lasers from your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# If I had a photograph of poo as something to remind me
Then I wouldn't spend my life just pissing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Black Panther!
Fight the Man! Fight the Power! Eat the Chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# f-f-f-f-f-f-fight the power, we got fight the power that be
Elvis, he was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me, straight up racist that sucker was simple and plain. Motherfuck him and John Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Public Enemy or the Korn cover version?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# public enemy, natch
I _like_ music
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# good call :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Blow Packer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Slow Spacca?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Discomeats I thought we were bros 4eva but then you hurt me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# *turns off the power to the electrodes*
What do you mean, aunty?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ohmoscillatrix.
This is a word I just made up from old words. I'm pretty pleased with it. Please rank it amongst other words.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# This neologism sounds pointy
one may become injured with it if proper precautions are not taken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# DEPLOY BUBBLEWRAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# BAUBLEWRAP DEPOLOYED!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:18, archived)
# NOT WITHOUT DINNER FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# hahahha
I DON'T NEED THE UNDIES JOHNNNNN!!
(JoePesky, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)